I threw a ball into the air,
Towards the strike zone, that mystical square,
But it met an obstacle on the way,
It was made of ash, and colored gray.
It came in contact with the bat,
Of a guy who was big and fat.
"BOOM", he said with a smile,
That ball, it went a country mile!
"That should teach you", he said to me,
"Don't throw fastballs to BFT!!"
- M. J. Smith